South East Asia Pick-Up Lines

Although we are undoubtedly charming enough without them (wink, wink), we thought the following situation/country-specific pick-up lines might help make our adventures a bit more interesting. Let us know if you have some more!

Border Patrol/Customs: I have nothing to declare except the fact that I love you!

Vietnam: Is that dong in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Cambodia: Hey there sexy, Khmer ;).

Thailand: The noodles are drunk not me...I’m just intoxicated by your smile.

Random Passerby: Can you give me directions because I just got lost in your eyes

Airport: Is that a plane taking off or just my heart?

Temples: I know we are close to the gods, but looking at you… we must be in heaven.