Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Top 5 Suggestions for Staying Out of South East Asian Work Camps

In order to have a fun and safe trip we have come up with some important guidelines:

Top 5 Suggestions for Staying Out of South East Asian
Work Camps

5. In Vietnam singing karaoke to "Born in the USA"... not a good idea
4. Although tiny and may resemble a Polly Pocket, Cambodian police are serious
3. Dumbo is cute and sings but remember that real elephants can crush you instead of dancing on telephone wires.
2. Don't sing "We are siamese if you please, meowww" to the border patrol
1. Just say "No" to 10 pound statues of Buddha with white powder leaking out...no matter how cute he is.


More to come....I am watching a video of bears opening Christmas gifts so I really must send myself to bed

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